5.30.2009

Busting up a 2 cent/5 cent smack talker

I doubled this guy up early when he flopped two pair, and he immediately types fffffffiiiiiiiiiissssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh in the chat box. To which I respond: ur welcome?

He continued to call everyone donks at the table. A little while later I was able to quietly own him in a few hands:

Full Tilt Poker Game #12531151151: Table Contesa (6 max) - $0.02/$0.05 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:17:16 ET - 2009/05/31
Seat 1: melli86 ($8.80)
Seat 2: Icebeast26 ($4.46)
Seat 3: Bootlegger ($4.75)
Seat 4: obss ($2.39)
Seat 5: Dray ($7.93)
Seat 6: McNaassty ($5)
obss posts the small blind of $0.02
Dray posts the big blind of $0.05
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Dray [5d 5h]
McNaassty has 15 seconds left to act
McNaassty folds
melli86 has 15 seconds left to act
melli86: help me bad bad ugly farmer boy
melli86 calls $0.05
Icebeast26 folds
Bootlegger folds
obss folds
Dray checks
*** FLOP *** [9s 7c 3s]
Dray checks
melli86 checks
*** TURN *** [9s 7c 3s] [4s]
Dray checks
melli86 bets $0.12
Dray has 15 seconds left to act
Dray calls $0.12
*** RIVER *** [9s 7c 3s 4s] [Jh]
Dray checks
melli86 bets $0.20
Dray calls $0.20
*** SHOW DOWN ***
melli86 shows [8s Qh] Queen Jack high
Dray shows [5d 5h] a pair of Fives
Dray wins the pot ($0.71) with a pair of Fives
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $0.76 | Rake $0.05
Board: [9s 7c 3s 4s Jh]
Seat 1: melli86 showed [8s Qh] and lost with Queen Jack high
Seat 2: Icebeast26 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Bootlegger (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: obss (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: Dray (big blind) showed [5d 5h] and won ($0.71) with a pair of Fives
Seat 6: McNaassty didn't bet (folded)

(few hands later)
Full Tilt Poker Game #12531229885: Table Contesa (6 max) - $0.02/$0.05 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:22:31 ET - 2009/05/31
Seat 1: melli86 ($7.94)
Seat 2: Icebeast26 ($3.71)
Seat 3: Bootlegger ($4.84)
Seat 4: obss ($2.90)
Seat 5: Dray ($7.53)
Seat 6: McNaassty ($6.26)
McNaassty posts the small blind of $0.02
melli86 posts the big blind of $0.05
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Dray [Ah Ts]
Icebeast26 folds
Bootlegger has 15 seconds left to act
Bootlegger folds
obss folds
Dray raises to $0.20
McNaassty calls $0.18
melli86 raises to $0.80
Dray has 15 seconds left to act
Dray calls $0.60
McNaassty folds
*** FLOP *** [Jh 3h 6c]
melli86 bets $0.80
Dray has 15 seconds left to act
Dray raises to $2.80
melli86 folds
Uncalled bet of $2 returned to Dray
Dray mucks
Dray wins the pot ($3.18)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $3.40 | Rake $0.22
Board: [Jh 3h 6c]
Seat 1: melli86 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: Icebeast26 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Bootlegger didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: obss didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Dray (button) collected ($3.18), mucked
Seat 6: McNaassty (small blind) folded before the Flop

(very next hand)
Full Tilt Poker Game #12531246427: Table Contesa (6 max) - $0.02/$0.05 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:23:37 ET - 2009/05/31
Seat 1: melli86 ($6.34)
Seat 2: Icebeast26 ($3.71)
Seat 3: Bootlegger ($4.84)
Seat 4: obss ($2.90)
Seat 5: Dray ($9.11)
Seat 6: McNaassty ($6.06)
melli86 posts the small blind of $0.02
Icebeast26 posts the big blind of $0.05
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Dray [7h 6h]
Bootlegger folds
obss folds
Dray raises to $0.20
McNaassty folds
melli86: i will now action
melli86 calls $0.18
Icebeast26 folds
*** FLOP *** [Tc 8c 8d]
melli86 checks
obss: hahahahahaha
Dray bets $0.30
melli86 calls $0.30
*** TURN *** [Tc 8c 8d] [4s]
melli86 bets $0.05
Dray calls $0.05
obss: STOP TYPING, you stink
*** RIVER *** [Tc 8c 8d 4s] [Ah]
melli86 checks
Dray bets $0.85
melli86 folds
Uncalled bet of $0.85 returned to Dray
Dray mucks
Dray wins the pot ($1.08)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1.15 | Rake $0.07
Board: [Tc 8c 8d 4s Ah]
Seat 1: melli86 (small blind) folded on the River
Seat 2: Icebeast26 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: Bootlegger didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: obss didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Dray collected ($1.08), mucked
Seat 6: McNaassty (button) didn't bet (folded)

This one actually made me a little nervous

Full Tilt Poker Game #12531502387: Table Contesa (6 max) - $0.02/$0.05 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:41:00 ET - 2009/05/31
Seat 1: melli86 ($12.97)
Seat 2: Icebeast26 ($9.39)
Seat 3: allstar_411 ($0.48)
Seat 4: It is poker ($5)
Seat 5: Dray ($11.79)
Seat 6: lightabov316 ($0), is sitting out
melli86 posts the small blind of $0.02
Icebeast26 posts the big blind of $0.05
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Dray [Ah As]
lightabov316 stands up
allstar_411 folds
It is poker folds
Dray raises to $0.20
melli86 calls $0.18
Icebeast26 folds
*** FLOP *** [8c Tc Jd]
melli86 checks
Dray bets $0.35
melli86 raises to $1
Dray calls $0.65
*** TURN *** [8c Tc Jd] [8s]
melli86 bets $2.45
Dray has 15 seconds left to act
Dray calls $2.45
*** RIVER *** [8c Tc Jd 8s] [Qs]
melli86 has 15 seconds left to act
melli86 bets $2.10
Dray calls $2.10
Pr1mer sits down
*** SHOW DOWN ***
melli86 shows [3h 4d] a pair of Eights
Dray shows [Ah As] two pair, Aces and Eights
Dray wins the pot ($10.78) with two pair, Aces and Eights
Pr1mer adds $5
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $11.55 | Rake $0.77
Board: [8c Tc Jd 8s Qs]
Seat 1: melli86 (small blind) showed [3h 4d] and lost with a pair of Eights
Seat 2: Icebeast26 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: allstar_411 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: It is poker didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Dray showed [Ah As] and won ($10.78) with two pair, Aces and Eights
Seat 6: lightabov316 (button) is sitting out

BTW I'm watching WPT up here at the station and they take a commercial break like every 2 hands. Totally ridiculous.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Im mcnaassty...and nice plays...i googled mcnaassty and this popped up...nice beats this dude...he was an idiot